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Here we go again. Another year and another turkey Massacre day. Once again these dub humans are going all out for my species. they just want to gorge their selves with us along with a bunch of other food. It is truly horrifying seeing all my brothers and sisters meet their doom to a deep fryer or oven. I stay hidden for this entire month so that I do not face the same fate. I usually just hang around deep in the woods and hide in a giant tree that is hollowed out. It is a pretty cool set up, I have enough room, at this point, for another five or six turkeys. I am trying my best to hide my brothers from this very strange celebrations. I mean what did we even do to become elected the main course every year for this holiday?